i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life
I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out
if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do
Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.
- Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
- Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe
if I was a billionaire I would literally chill on tumblr and when I see people fretting over not being able to afford plane tickets to see friends, or convention tickets, or merch I’d just be like “YES HELLO £3000 COMING YOUR WAY HAVE A NICE DAY”
Bless you. Bless you with spectacular fanfiction.
what did tumblr look like when it was first made?
no mom don’t get out the baby photos
when the smart kid gets a bad grade
when couples at school break up
fights over facebook comments
girls crying over their school pictures
can we all just talk about how sadistic we are
I find it comical when women think I care about
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Bumps or discoloration
If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first
This turned me on
I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant
i love this